If Women Ruled the World
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It is good to be a woman:
- We got off the Titanic
first.
- We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- We
don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- No fashion
faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
- We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has
to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
-
 We have the ability to
dress ourselves.
- We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years
younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
-
We will never regret piercing our ears.
- There are times when
chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they
aren't listening anyway.
Five tips for a woman
- It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
- It is important that a man makes you laugh.
- It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
- It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
- It is important that these four men don't know each other.
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE USING YOUR COMPUTER
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete housework
permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button
firmly....
7. All done. Feel better?
THIS SAYS IT ALL:
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs
come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't call when they say they will.
Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end.
BUT........... Girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how
many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing
her can reach.
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